no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up
do u ever see a girl and remember how not straight u are
i either need an 8 hour cuddle or 10 shots of vodka right now
Carmilla, about Laura
Is this going to be a thing now
Well, it better.
iscreamattractivelyintothesunset:
I didn’t choose this fandom, the fandom burst in and said ‘I’m your new roommate, cutie’
I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU HAVE
EVERYONE NEEDS A DANCING FESTIVE CARLTON
IT BEGINS
do u ever see a girl n u get slapped w the gay
if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day
“You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!” Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
“am I getting slightly gay vibes from her or am I wishing I was getting gay vibes from her?” my autobiography
hey pull my finger
*finger detaches*
see you in court asshole
*stops playing video games and remembers real life* wtf the fuck
Why the hell you you have “wtf” as well as “the fuck” you do realize “wtf” stands for “what the fuck” right? So really you put “what the fuck the fuck”
wtf the fuck

I forgot the name of carmilla so I said that and google found it, I’m crying
#’dracula but before and lesbian’ can we get this on a shirt