filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

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cuteaboo:

do u ever see a girl and remember how not straight u are

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gayisthenewokay:

i either need an 8 hour cuddle or 10 shots of vodka right now

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"Please don’t drive drunk, okay? Seriously. It’s so fucked up. But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious."

—Amy Poehler, Yes Please. (via mysharona1987)
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tragic-sock-puppet-backstory:

useless-and-undead:

tragic-sock-puppet-backstory:

Carmilla, about Laura

Is this going to be a thing now

Well, it better.

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iscreamattractivelyintothesunset:

I didn’t choose this fandom, the fandom burst in and said ‘I’m your new roommate, cutie’

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dapperdick:

draco-theever-malfoy:

I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU HAVE

EVERYONE NEEDS A DANCING FESTIVE CARLTON 

IT BEGINS

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gils-freckles:

do u ever see a girl n u get slapped w the gay

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dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

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thetwoteddybeardoctors:

“You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!” Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

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bonesam:

“am I getting slightly gay vibes from her or am I wishing I was getting gay vibes from her?” my autobiography

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this;  

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

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gatorbiscuits:

least-virginy-virgin-ever:

gatorbiscuits:

*stops playing video games and remembers real life* wtf the fuck

Why the hell you you have “wtf” as well as “the fuck” you do realize “wtf” stands for “what the fuck” right? So really you put “what the fuck the fuck”

wtf the fuck

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mollykatheryn:

nightmare-syndrome:

I forgot the name of carmilla so I said that and google found it, I’m crying

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carmillacarnstein:

not that she needs saving, but please #savecarmilla

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